everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later
some highlights from the documentary “Jesus Camp”
- young children “speaking in tongues”
- a man showing a literal baby doll with eyes and arms and saying it’s what a 7-week old fetus looks like
- children praying to a cardboard cutout of George Bush (couldn’t make that up if I tried)
- a kid with a mullet that writes literal sermons
- an old lady preaching about sin and calling a stuffed animal lion a “tiger”
- crafty powerpoints that say “SIN LEADS TO DEATH”
- christian people pretending they’re oppressed
- just watch this documentary it’s a fucking trainwreck
“What about the woman screaming?”
“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
